That's me, on the left right.

Age: 29

Location: Los Angeles, CA, by way of Minneapolis, MN and various tiny Midwest towns.

Job: Educating American's youth about all sorts of things.

Favorite Pasttimes: Playing guitar, reading, dancing in the privacy of my own home, wearing scruffy baseball caps, checking Year of Glad's counter.

Aspirations: Becoming a world-class lawn bowler, learning to sing for real, playing Dungeons & Dragons.

Things I Want That Are Too Expensive: A really good digital camera, a live-in masseuse, a vocal chord transplant, a rickshaw.

Things I Want That Are Too Large: A rickshaw.

Reasons For Having This Website: Sheer boredom, egotistical need to share my worldview, sheer boredom.